When Theo Thought Pancakes Were a Vegetable

I was going through old photos today and found this series from 2018 when Theo was three and had some very strong opinions about breakfast food.

When Theo Thought Pancakes Were a Vegetable

This kid was convinced that pancakes qualified as all four food groups if you added enough syrup. The concentration on his face as he attempted to drown those poor pancakes is still the same look he gets now when he’s explaining why velociraptors were actually only the size of chickens.

The great syrup heist of 2018

The great syrup heist was real, people. I turned around for literally thirty seconds to grab him a napkin and came back to find him trying to drink straight from the bottle.

Peak toddler breakfast aesthetic

This face though - pure innocence mixed with complete chaos. How can you be mad at that?

Multitasking has always been his weakness

Seven years later and he still can’t eat or drink one thing at a time without making a complete disaster. Some things never change, but at least now he knows dinosaurs and attempts to use actual utensils instead of his hands for everything. Progress, right?