The Case of the Missing Setting Spray

I went to do my makeup this morning and reached for my Urban Decay All Nighter setting spray - the good stuff, not the drugstore version - and found it completely empty. Not almost empty. Not running low. EMPTY.

The Case of the Missing Setting Spray

Naturally, I called an emergency family meeting to investigate this crime against beauty products. Sophie immediately started avoiding eye contact, which is teenager for “I am 100% guilty but hoping you won’t notice.”

The evidence speaks for itself

When I showed her the $32 price tag on my phone, I watched her soul leave her body in real time.

Learning about premium beauty products the hard way

To her credit, she immediately offered to replace it with her babysitting money. And I have to admit, her makeup has been looking suspiciously flawless lately.

The moment of reckoning

I guess she learned from the best, but next time maybe ask before you use the entire bottle in one week, mija. My face needs that setting spray to look this good at 37.

Marcus found this whole thing hilarious until I reminded him that his mechanical keyboard hobby isn’t exactly budget-friendly either. Suddenly he was very sympathetic to my plight.