Grill Master Takes His Title Seriously

Marcus got that ‘Kiss the Cook’ apron for Christmas and I swear he thinks it came with a culinary degree.

Grill Master Takes His Title Seriously

The level of seriousness happening on our back deck right now is honestly impressive.

Timing is everything, apparently

He’s timing everything on his phone, checking temperatures with the precision of a cardiac surgeon, and adjusting flame levels like he’s conducting an orchestra.

The precision is real

I asked if he wanted help and got a look that suggested I’d just offered to perform brain surgery with a butter knife.

The artist admires his work

But you know what? When dinner is perfect and the kids actually eat vegetables without complaining, I’ll let him have his moment. The apron stays on through dinner cleanup though. That’s the rule.