The Jeans Test: A Marriage Milestone

You know that moment when you find a pair of jeans that actually fits? Not just “this will do” fits, but “these were made for my body” fits? That happened to me yesterday, and naturally I had to put them through the ultimate test: the hallway walk.

The Jeans Test: A Marriage Milestone

For those unfamiliar with this sacred ritual, it’s when you strut down your hallway like it’s a runway while your husband pretends he’s not completely mesmerized. Marcus failed spectacularly at the pretending part, which is exactly what I was hoping for.

That’s the face of a man who knows he’s lucky

The man still looks at me like he can’t believe I said yes fifteen years ago. I mean, neither can I some days, but that’s beside the point.

Sixteen years together and he still stops what he’s doing when I do the jeans walk.

When you know the jeans are working

Sophie caught the whole thing on camera because apparently my confidence is content now. I’m not mad about it. These jeans deserved documentation.

The verdict? Keeper jeans. Keeper husband. Some things just work.

Still got it after all these years