Home Security Breach

So I’m making lunch when I hear this scraping sound from the mudroom. You know that sound when someone’s trying to move furniture but they’re really bad at it? That sound.

Home Security Breach

I walk over to investigate and find Biscuit has somehow dragged what appears to be a small tree through his dog door. Not a stick. A TREE. The kind that requires two hands and a pickup truck. But Biscuit, being Biscuit, is committed to his vision.

The strategic retreat begins

Zero regrets

He spent twenty minutes trying to navigate this thing around the kitchen island before finally giving up and dropping it right in the middle of my clean floor. Then he looked at me like ‘Mom, look what I brought you!’ The pride on his face was unmistakable.

Mission accomplished

Marcus wants to know how he got it through a door that’s barely big enough for him. I want to know why he thought we needed landscaping supplies in the kitchen. Theo wants to know if we can keep it. The answer is no, Theo.