The Secret Dog Whisperer: Operation Biscuit

So apparently while I’ve been working upstairs, my nine-year-old has been running his own personal dog training academy in our kitchen

The Secret Dog Whisperer: Operation Biscuit

. I came down to grab a snack and found Theo giving Biscuit commands like some kind of junior dog whisperer. And Biscuit? Actually listening.

The kid has taught our golden retriever to shake, roll over, and play dead

The ‘play dead’ demonstration

. PLAY DEAD. Meanwhile, I can barely get Biscuit to drop my socks when he steals them from the laundry. Theo’s over here running full training sessions with treats he’s apparently been hoarding from his allowance trips to the pet store

The concentration is real

.

Elena walked in on this whole operation and started taking photos while I stood there having my mind blown

Professor Theo explaining his methods

. Our son is out here making me look like an amateur pet parent. Pretty sure Biscuit respects Theo more than he respects me now. And honestly? Fair enough.

Guess we know what Theo wants for Christmas - more training treats and maybe his own whistle. At this rate, he’ll have Biscuit doing our taxes by summer.