The Toddler Truth Bomb

So apparently three-year-olds don’t understand the concept of ‘family secrets.’ Sophie has reached that delightful stage where she speaks in complete sentences and has OPINIONS about everything.

The Toddler Truth Bomb

This morning’s victim was our poor UPS driver, who got a full rundown of our household habits. ‘Daddy snores really loud and Mommy drinks wine from the big glass!’ she announced proudly while I signed for a package in my pajamas.

I tried to explain that some things stay in our family, but Sophie looked at me like I was speaking another language. ‘But why, Mommy? You DO drink wine from the big glass!’ She’s not wrong, but still. We’re going to need to work on our inside voice and our inside information.

Marcus thinks it’s hilarious. Easy for him to say - she hasn’t announced his embarrassing habits to the mailman yet. Give it time, sweetheart. Give it time.