The Boss Baby

Sophie is eleven months old and has discovered the power of having opinions. Strong opinions. LOUD opinions.

The Boss Baby

She points at things and yells until I figure out what she wants. She throws food she doesn’t like directly on the floor (Biscuit is thrilled about this development). She has ONE favorite book and if you dare read the wrong one, she will let you know with the fury of a thousand suns. Yesterday she screamed for ten minutes because I gave her the blue cup instead of the red one. The blue cup that was literally identical except for color. She knew. She cared. She was NOT having it. Marcus thinks it’s hilarious. He says she gets her dramatic flair from me. I have no idea what he’s talking about. I am a perfectly reasonable person who has never once had strong feelings about anything. Certainly not about whether the barista got my coffee order exactly right or if my hair falls the wrong way in a photo. Nope. Not me. Wonder where she gets it indeed.