When Your Photographer Has Zero Chill

All I wanted was ONE cute photo by the island before I headed to work. Just one. Something simple and elegant to post later.

When Your Photographer Has Zero Chill

shows what I was going for - that effortless “just leaning against my beautiful kitchen” vibe that takes exactly zero effort, obviously.

But no. Marcus had other plans.

The attempt at elegance

The man literally could not let me have this moment. Every time I tried to pose, he’d make some ridiculous face or do his terrible impression of me saying ‘slightly above eye level, Marcus!’ And yes, Sophie caught the whole thing because she finds our chaos entertaining.

By the end I was pointing fingers and making threats

The accusation phase

while he played innocent.

When the comedian wins

Mission accomplished, I guess - I couldn’t stop laughing long enough to get a single serious photo. This is what fifteen years of marriage looks like: your husband’s greatest joy is ruining your thirst traps. And honestly? I’m not even mad about it.