The Daily Fashion Show Nobody Asked For
Bought new jeans online and did what any rational person does - forced Marcus to endure a full hallway fashion show.

The Daily Fashion Show Nobody Asked For
The man was trying to work on his latest keyboard project and suddenly I’m doing runway walks past his office demanding feedback on my posterior.
Obviously I had to document the whole production because if you look good in new jeans and nobody takes photos, do you really look good at all?

The official verdict session
Marcus, bless him, played along with the official verdict session. His exact words were “They look great, babe” which I’m choosing to interpret as “You are a goddess among mortals.”

The final pose
The final conclusion after much deliberation (and spinning):

The spin test
These jeans are keepers. Marcus’s opinion has been noted and filed under “husband thinks I’m hot.” The kids rolled their eyes at the entire production, which honestly just confirms I’m doing something right. When your teenagers think you’re embarrassing, you know you’re winning at life.
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