Beauty Vlogger Energy (Audience of Zero)

You know that friend who does a full skincare routine and narrates every step to no one in particular? Hi, that’s me. This morning I caught myself explaining the importance of vitamin C serum application technique to my bathroom mirror like I had a million subscribers hanging on every word.

Beauty Vlogger Energy (Audience of Zero)

Marcus walked by and heard me say ‘And now we’re going to lock in all that moisture, besties!’ to literally myself and I have never seen him look more confused.

The vitamin C serum application requires total concentration

But honestly? The routine is sacred. Seven steps minimum, fifteen on Sundays, and yes I will debate the merits of different hyaluronic acid formulations with my own reflection.

And THAT’S why retinol goes on last, obviously

Sophie thinks I’m losing it but also keeps asking to borrow my good moisturizer, so clearly the method works.

The daily moisturizer debate is real

Maybe I should start that YouTube channel after all. Step one: find an audience that isn’t just me, myself, and my very patient bathroom mirror.