Monday Morning Main Character Energy

You know that moment when you’re just trying to drink your coffee in peace and your husband starts taking photos because “the light is really good right now”?

Monday Morning Main Character Energy

That’s exactly what happened this morning. I was literally just standing there in yesterday’s workout clothes, hair thrown up in whatever counts as a bun, and Marcus goes into photographer mode.

Of course I made him retake it twelve times. If we’re doing this, we’re doing it right. The man has been married to me for fourteen years - he knows the drill by now. Get my good angle (which is all of them, obviously), make sure the lighting doesn’t wash me out, and for the love of all that’s holy, don’t cut off my feet.

Sophie walked through during take number seven and just shook her head. “Mom, you’re literally just drinking coffee.” Yes, Sophie, but I’m drinking coffee and looking good while doing it. There’s a difference, and someday when you’re thirty-seven you’ll understand.

Anyway, Marcus got his content, I got my caffeine, and the internet gets to see that I’m still serving looks at 7 AM on a Monday. We all win.