The Wife Guy Chronicles: Lunch Edition

I was just trying to make sandwiches for the kids when Marcus decided to go full wife guy mode

The Wife Guy Chronicles: Lunch Edition

. Like, I’m literally just standing there with mayo on my hands and he’s acting like I discovered the cure for everything. The man wrapped his arms around me and started going on about how lucky he is. Sir, I am making PB&J.

Of course Sophie caught the whole thing on camera because apparently nothing is sacred in this house

The cheek kiss that started it all

. She got the cheek kiss and everything. I swear this kid has a sixth sense for when her dad is being extra romantic. Meanwhile Theo’s in the living room completely oblivious, probably arranging his dinosaur toys by geological period.

Private moment in the kitchen

shows Marcus in full dramatic gesture mode, probably explaining why I’m the best sandwich maker in North Carolina or something equally ridiculous. I love this man but he really thinks basic lunch prep deserves a standing ovation

Classic Marcus being extra

. After fifteen years together, you’d think the novelty would wear off. Nope. Still acts like he won the lottery every time I exist in our kitchen.