The Accidental Influencer

I spend twenty minutes getting the perfect lighting for my workout selfies, and this dog just exists and somehow looks like he should be in a Hallmark commercial

The Accidental Influencer

. He doesn’t even know what Instagram is, but here I am, dedicating an entire post to his effortless charm.

Biscuit has mastered the art of looking adorable without trying. Whether he’s giving me the ‘I’ve never been fed in my entire life’ performance

The ‘I’ve never been fed in my entire life’ look

or just existing in the kitchen with that sleepy but curious expression

Zero effort, maximum charm

, every single photo of him turns out perfectly. Meanwhile, I take 47 shots to get one decent selfie.

Watch him become a viral sensation while I’m over here working for my likes

Professional napper at work

. This dog has taught me that sometimes the best content comes from just being yourself - even if yourself happens to be a golden retriever who thinks the kitchen floor is the most comfortable place on earth.

Honestly, I should probably hire him as my social media manager. He clearly knows something about engagement that I don’t.