Professor Theo's Kitchen Lectures

You know what goes perfectly with dinner prep? A detailed explanation of Mesozoic era predator-prey relationships, obviously.

Professor Theo’s Kitchen Lectures

Theo decided tonight’s cooking session needed some educational enhancement, launching into his latest dinosaur discovery while I’m just trying to get vegetables chopped.

The hand gestures are critical to proper dinosaur education

The hand gestures are apparently critical to understanding proper Therizinosaurus claw mechanics. I’m learning so much about Late Cretaceous period fauna while trying to remember if I already salted the water.

When you need props to explain Carnotaurus hunting techniques

When wooden spoons become essential props for demonstrating hunting techniques, you know you’re in for the full paleontology experience.

Apparently dinner prep requires authentic dinosaur sound effects

By the time he moved on to authentic Carnotaurus vocalizations, I’d completely given up on following the recipe timeline. Marcus captured my exact moment of surrender - half amused, half wondering if our neighbors think we’re raising a pterodactyl. At least dinner will be educational, even if it’s twenty minutes late.