Professor Theo's Saturday Morning Lecture Series

I thought I’d have five minutes of quiet coffee time this morning. I was wrong.

Professor Theo’s Saturday Morning Lecture Series

Theo had Very Important dinosaur information that couldn’t wait, involving velociraptors, hunting patterns, and why our kitchen island would make an excellent nest site.

Floor = Jurassic dig site, apparently

Apparently our kitchen floor contains fossils that only he can see. Who knew we were living on top of a Jurassic dig site? The scientific demonstration that followed

Scientific demonstration in progress

was both thorough and loud.

Case closed, according to Professor Theo

His conclusion? T-Rex would have dominated our neighborhood. Can’t argue with that logic. My coffee got cold, but at least I’m better educated about Cretaceous period predator-prey relationships.

Someday I’ll miss these impromptu paleontology lectures. Today is not that day.