Kitchen Fashion Shows Are Totally Normal, Right?

So my new bikini arrived today and obviously the first logical step was to try it on immediately in the kitchen. Because where else would you have an impromptu fashion show?

Kitchen Fashion Shows Are Totally Normal, Right?

Marcus walked in to grab a snack and got voluntold to be my photographer. The man knows better than to argue with me when I’m feeling myself in new swimwear.

I may have gotten a little carried away with the whole thing.

Quality control check

Quality control is important, people! You have to check all the angles, make sure everything fits right, test the spin factor.

Full 360 review

The strappy details on this set are chef’s kiss and I needed proper documentation.

The back view was definitely necessary

Marcus was a good sport about the whole thing, even though he kept muttering about how I have a perfectly good bedroom with actual mirrors. But where’s the fun in that? Plus the kitchen lighting is superior and we all know good lighting is half the battle. Now I just need to book a beach vacation to actually wear this thing properly.