The Napkin Artist's Lair

So remember the napkin-drawing guy from Mitch’s? Well, I saw his apartment. And by “saw” I mean “was traumatized by the cable situation behind his TV.”

The Napkin Artist’s Lair

Seriously, it looks like Best Buy exploded back there. How does one person need that many wires?

He offered to make popcorn, which should have been my first red flag. The smoke alarm went off twice. TWICE.

His popcorn skills need serious work

But he was so proud of his “movie theater experience” that I didn’t have the heart to tell him that movie theaters don’t typically serve charcoal kernels.

We watched some indie film he was obsessed with (pretentious much?) and then spent an hour arguing about whether the ending was “brilliant” or “trying too hard.”

The post-movie debate gets intense

I may have gotten a little heated about it. He may have enjoyed that more than the actual movie.

Despite the fire hazard popcorn and the remote control museum

So many remotes, so little sense

, I had a really good time. Don’t tell him I said that.