The Suspicious Competence of Dad

The Suspicious Competence of Dad

First day back at the hospital after maternity leave with Theo, and I spent more time staring at my phone than focusing on my patients. Every pump ...

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Easter Morning: A Study in Survival

Easter Morning: A Study in Survival

Easter morning in the Hartwell house: Sophie woke up at 6 AM demanding to hunt eggs (which we hid at 11 PM last night while half-asleep). Theo deci...

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Twenty-Nine and Sleepless

Twenty-Nine and Sleepless

We had grand plans for Marcus’s 29th birthday. Cake, presents, maybe even staying awake past 8 PM like the wild party animals we used to be.

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The Big Sister Performance Review

The Big Sister Performance Review

Sophie has appointed herself as Theo’s official protector, which means I now have a four-year-old drill sergeant living in my house. Yesterday she ...

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Two Under Five: A Survival Report

Two Under Five: A Survival Report

Two weeks into this whole β€œtwo kids” thing and I’m starting to understand why people warned me. Sophie has been the most amazing big sister 60% of ...

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Any Day Now (Please)

Any Day Now (Please)

Thirty-nine weeks and I am DONE. Like, stick-a-fork-in-me done. The hospital bag has been packed for two weeks and sitting by the front door like i...

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Tamales and Priorities

Tamales and Priorities

Merry Christmas from the Hartwell house, where I am currently 38 weeks pregnant and approximately the size of a small whale.

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Thanksgiving Goals: Achieved

Thanksgiving Goals: Achieved

So apparently when you’re eight months pregnant, Thanksgiving becomes a competitive sport and I am WINNING.

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The Golden Trimester

The Golden Trimester

Someone told me the second trimester would be better than the first, but nobody prepared me for feeling this… powerful.

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